Panev

G=George Bush
C=Dr. Condoleezza Rice, the US Secretary of State
Hu=Hu Jintao, President of CHina
Kofi=Coffi Annan, UN Secretary General
Yassir=Yassir Arafat, President of Palestina (1996-2004)

G: Condi! Nice to see you. What´s happening?
C: Sir, I have the report here aout the new leader of China
G: Great. Lay it on me.
C: Hu is the new leader of China
G: that´s what i want to know
C: that´s what I´m telling U
G: that´s what I´m asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
C: Yes.
G: I mean the fellow´s nama.
C: Hu
G: The guy in China.
C: Hu
G: The new leader of China!
C: Hu
G: The Chinese guy!!
C: Hu is leading China!
G: Now what are you asking me for?
C: I´m telling you Hu is leading China
G: Well, I´m asking you. Who is leading China?
C: That´s the man´s name
G: That´s who´s name?
C: Yes!
G: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
C: Yes, sir!
G: Yassir is in China? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he is in the Middle East!
C: That´s correct.
G: Then whois in China?
C: Yes, sir
G: Yassir is in China?
C: No, sir
G: Then who is?
C: Yes, sir!
G: Yassir?
C: No, sir.
G: Look, condi, I need to know the name of the new leader of chin. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.
C: Kofi?
G: No, thanks.
C: You want Kofi?
G: No.
C: You don´t want Kofi?
G: NO. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the UN.
C: Yes, Sir.
G: Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.
C: Kofi?
G: Milk. Will you please make the call?
C: And call who?
G: Who is the guy at the UN?
C: Hu is the guy in China!
G: Will you stay out of China!?
C: Yes, sir.
G: And stay out of the Middle East. Just give me the guy at the UN.
C: Kofi?
G: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
C: (picks up the phone) Rice here.
G: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And in the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East???